James Wilkinson Sword wrote
Rod Speed wrote
James Wilkinson Sword wrote
Simon Mason wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

How does it feel to be so disliked Mr Mason?

The people that matter do not dislike me and are happy that I survived
jumping off a bridge and getting run over by a truck. Stuff the rest.

You tried to commit suicide?

Yes he did.

He claims to have had a wonderful life....

He ended up with a serious medical problem and when he
had used up all his sick leave and some fool in HR told him
that he wouldn't even be able to pay the mortgage etc...