On Mon, 24 Oct 2016 01:10:40 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:

James Wilkinson Sword wrote
Simon Mason wrote
Mr Pounder Esquire wrote

How does it feel to be so disliked Mr Mason?

The people that matter do not dislike me and are happy that I survived
jumping off a bridge and getting run over by a truck. Stuff the rest.

You tried to commit suicide?

Yes he did.

He claims to have had a wonderful life....

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