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Tim Streater wrote:
Could be Tim simply lives in the sticks. A visit to a railway station
being the highlight of his year.

Why yes it is. Gosh Dave I'm impressed by your prescience: today I
visited stations at Hythe, Dymchurch, New Romney, and Dungeness.

Checking on our defences against all those nasty Europeans, I assume?

Now
you get to explain why it is unlikely that, if you board the train
without a ticket, this will be picked up on the train.

Don't they have miniature conductors too?

If a pal said to me 'I'll meet you at the station' (and it was clear we
were going somewhere) I'd still have to ask 'tube or railway'

I've looked all over Canterbury for the tube station, but without
success.

In a one horse town everyone knows what that horse is. And explains your
little England mentality.

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