On 10/09/2016 23:36, bm wrote:
"David Lang" wrote in message
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On 10/09/2016 22:28, Fredxxx wrote:
On 10/09/2016 22:24, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 10 Sep 2016 22:15:00 +0100, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:59:04 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:


http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/aawesome.jpg

Why would BP award you for something nothing to do with BP's work?

They loved anyone who took safety home.

How could you work for a namby pamby company like that?

They paid me £45000, 10% annual bonus, free shares, free pension and
£7000 shift pay.

For being a safety conscious ninny? Or did you do any real work - you
know, producing stuff?

Most people can hide their envy, you clearly can't.

Nobody would envy Mason.

Would Mr Mason be aka "unbeliever" by any chance?


No, Mason is an even bigger ****. He's a cyclist FFS!

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Dave - The Medway Handyman