On 10/09/2016 22:24, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sat, 10 Sep 2016 22:15:00 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:59:04 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:


http://www.simonmason.karoo.net/aawesome.jpg

Why would BP award you for something nothing to do with BP's work?

They loved anyone who took safety home.

How could you work for a namby pamby company like that?

They paid me £45000, 10% annual bonus, free shares, free pension and
£7000 shift pay.

For being a safety conscious ninny? Or did you do any real work - you
know, producing stuff?

Most people can hide their envy, you clearly can't.