On Sat, 10 Sep 2016 22:15:00 +0100, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 10 September 2016 21:59:04 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:


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Why would BP award you for something nothing to do with BP's work?

They loved anyone who took safety home.

How could you work for a namby pamby company like that?

They paid me £45000, 10% annual bonus, free shares, free pension and £7000 shift pay.

For being a safety conscious ninny? Or did you do any real work - you know, producing stuff?

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"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists, and in our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
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