On 09/09/2016 19:00, Bob Minchin wrote:

I don't think you have a hope of maintaining a freshly planed white oak
look. Wood is a natural product and is affected by light and moisture.

Logic, fact and evidence were all created by men to annoy women...


Is your good lady's skin tone as good as that of a new born and if so
how much has been spent the treatment has it received over the years?
I'll leave it up to you if you decide to go down that path. I expect
some of us can put you up for a few nights if needed!

It would be safer to simply varnish all the doors while she's out and
suck up the fallout for the next umpteen years....