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On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 15:51:32 +0100, Andrew wrote:

On 15/08/2016 15:27, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:18:20 +0100, dennis@home
wrote:

On 15/08/2016 00:57, James Wilkinson wrote:

Only in the snobbiest towns would anyone do anything about you driving
over your own section of pavement. Why do you think those little ramps
sell so well?


If you find one of those hazards while you are driving you take it to
the tip.
If it reappears you get the council to take it to the tip and issue a
fine.
There is enough litter about without little ramps being left about.


Don't be so ****ing stupid. They're right next to the kerb.


And are illegal, so off to the tip they go. either that or chopped
into bits and chucked into the offending garden.


If they were illegal, they wouldn't be so prevalent.

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