On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 15:52:58 +0100, Andrew wrote:

On 15/08/2016 15:28, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 09:18:20 +0100, dennis@home
wrote:

On 15/08/2016 00:57, James Wilkinson wrote:

Only in the snobbiest towns would anyone do anything about you driving
over your own section of pavement. Why do you think those little ramps
sell so well?


If you find one of those hazards while you are driving you take it to
the tip.
If it reappears you get the council to take it to the tip and issue a
fine.
There is enough litter about without little ramps being left about.

If you STOLE mine, I'd fit another and boobytrap it with explosives so I
could find out who did it.


Tell us your address and we'll all come round and remove them.

That would be difficult as I don't have any.

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