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Default How to remove a parked car

On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 15:39:58 +0100, Andrew wrote:

On 15/08/2016 15:22, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 14:06:57 +0100, Andrew
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On 14/08/2016 23:04, James Wilkinson wrote:

Only if you're a stupid pedant. Most people are sensible enough to
avoid parking in front of a DRIVEWAY, not a dropped kerb.

If there is no dropped kerb, then you are not causing any
obstruction.


You are obstructing the DRIVEWAY. The lowered kerb is a convenience for
the householder only. You are a stupid ****ing retard and don't deserve
to drive a car.

In fact I would intentionally park across a driveway that
has been built without a dropped kerb just to make a point
that the house owner is a cheapskate.


Do that to me and your car gets keyed (or worse). Grow up.


Then you would end up with a criminal record and I would choose
the most expensive body refinisher to fix my car at your
expense.


Only if you had proof.

If there is NO DROPPED KERB, then you have no legal right to
build a drive and expect legal road users to park for your
convenience. Legal fact. Ask the police if you want confirmation.


Funny how everybody does it.

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