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Default How to remove a parked car

On Mon, 15 Aug 2016 07:09:58 +0100, harry wrote:

On Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:28:12 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:
On Sun, 14 Aug 2016 18:05:41 +0100, harry wrote:

On Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:37:05 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:
If someone parks in front of your house, simply use a large power tool such as a brush cutter, and start sending bits of twig flying everywhere. The car will get moved very quickly :-)

The road in front of your house is not yours.
Anyone can park there subject to yellow lines etc.


Everybody round here has adequate driveways to park their cars in. Parking on the road is chavvy and inconsiderate.


Parking on the verge is even worse.
You can always tell chavvy areas by the state of the verges.


A better way to tell is the number of broken TVs and sofas sat in gardens.

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