On Sun, 14 Aug 2016 19:15:58 +0100, ARW wrote:

"Andrew Gabriel" wrote in message
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In article ,
"James Wilkinson" writes:
If someone parks in front of your house, simply use a large power tool
such as a brush cutter, and start sending bits of twig flying everywhere.
The car will get moved very quickly :-)

Would love to know how to get rid of an abandoned car in the road,
where we are short of parking places.

When I was a young and stupid teenager I would have moved it for £20 cash
and no questions asked.

Dunno what they charge now.

Picking it up and placing it where it's impossible to drive out of is funny.

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While taking down the vitals for a soon-to-be mom, I asked how much she weighed.
"I really don't know," she said.
"Well, more or less," I prompted.
"More, I guess," she answered sadly.