On Wed, 03 Aug 2016 12:20:54 +0100, damduck-egg wrote:

he rest of the brush stayed, in little pieces, on the counter.


You just reminded me of an incident that happened when i worked in the
licensed trade.
When wine on draught first was first installed the customers were given
a free spray bottle of IPA

India Pale Ale?

(not seriuos!)