On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 22:48:35 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 21:57:49 +0100, Rod Speed
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"James Wilkinson" wrote in message
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On 02/08/16 18:03, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
DerbyBorn wrote:


Hell no.

You forgot giving the fridge door a push to make sure it is closed
when
you
walk past it.



Do at work,

Don't at home because my fridge beeps like a whiny thing if it's not
closed

First thing I'd do is remove the beeper.

More fool you. Its handy to avoid not closing it properly accidentally.

I'd fix the magnet.

The magnet isnt broken.

If it's working, it would close easily.

Cars that do that when lights are on annoy me to.

More fool you.

I might want to leave the lights on, for example for me to see the gate or
garage door I'm opening.

Even you should be able to ignore the beeping when that happens.

No, I cannot ignore noises.

--
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French
customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on
bag. 'You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said. The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I
didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible! The British always have to show their passports on arrival in
France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any
****ing Frenchmen to show it to...!!