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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 21:57:49 +0100, Rod Speed wrote:



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On Tue, 02 Aug 2016 20:13:21 +0100, Tim Watts
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On 02/08/16 18:03, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
DerbyBorn wrote:


Hell no.

You forgot giving the fridge door a push to make sure it is closed when
you
walk past it.



Do at work,

Don't at home because my fridge beeps like a whiny thing if it's not
closed


First thing I'd do is remove the beeper.


More fool you. Its handy to avoid not closing it properly accidentally.


I'd fix the magnet.

Cars that do that when lights are on annoy me to.


More fool you.


I might want to leave the lights on, for example for me to see the gate or garage door I'm opening.

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United Airlines Flight Attendant: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down."