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On Tuesday, August 2, 2016 at 12:48:05 PM UTC-5, ItsJoanNotJoann wrote:
On Tuesday, August 2, 2016 at 8:14:05 AM UTC-5, philip wrote:

replying to Darrel, philip wrote:
Here you go, Darrel; 10 years later:
https://www.amazon.com/Levolor-Kirsc.../dp/B000PSFQHO

for full context, visit http://www.homeownershub.com/mainten...ns-136852-.htm


I think Darrel got ****ed off and just decided to walk around
his house buck naked with no thought that the neighbors might
be shocked.

Really Philip, do you think Darrel has been waiting 10 years
for you to come along with a solution???


You did hear what happened to Darrel didn't you. 10 years ago he was walking around his house naked fondling himself in clear view of the little old crazed devoutly religious Southern Baptist lady who lived next door. She was so upset that she grabbed her .50 cal Barrett Sniper Rifle, took careful aim and blew(no pun) Darrel's manhood off. Poor Darrel bled to death after losing his member. His 347 gerbils escaped their cages and ate him. It was a week before police found his skeletal remains and hundreds of fat gerbils. ^_^

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