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DerbyBorn wrote:
Will we be doing any of the following:

Press the buttons on our TV Remote really hard if it doesn't do what
we want?


Nope.

After locking the car with the remote, walk round and give each door
3 or 4 pulls of the door handle?

Er, yes.

Use a Krooklock on our car despite it having an immobiliser and
deadlocks?

Nope.


Give the taps an extra turn to the off position every time we go near
the sink.


Hell no.

You forgot giving the fridge door a push to make sure it is closed when you
walk past it.