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On Monday, 6 June 2016 22:20:52 UTC+1, Rod Speed wrote:
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"T i m" wrote in message
news On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 20:41:28 +1000, "Rod Speed"
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 02:25:02 -0700 (PDT),

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On Monday, 6 June 2016 09:54:09 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Most of te time cats get locked into sheds and garages, and that
is
the
reason they are missing, as nobody has taught them to use door
handles
yet.

Mine could do door handles.

Door knobs, yale snibs and padlocks were a bit beyond him though.

Quite a few cats can also open fridges.

Train them a bit more and they won't have to pretend they care if
they
live with you or not. ;-)

I think all cats could be trained to use the toilet and flush

You've clearly never tried training animals to do stuff like that.

Sorry, that could should have been a should. ;-)

Plenty of cats can't be. Some cats are so stupid that they
don't even recognise their own name and there is nothing
you can do to get them to do that with those most stupid cats.

Says the **** who posts under numerous 'nyms.

Says the ****wit Dick that can't even manage to work out why that is
done.

Why is it done in your case.
You do know that we know that it's you and not another person with the
same POV agreeing with your POV don't you ?
Maybe you don't. You do know it's you don't you ?
Or is it like when you show a kitten a mirror they think it's someoen
else,
even cats grow up to realise it's not another cat.

When will you grow up.

Slime doesn't grow up, it just oozes.

We bow to your expertise in that area.