On Tue, 24 May 2016 21:05:45 +0100, Jeff Wisnia wrote:



Gunner Asch wrote:


Do you recommend that she goes cold turkey on her smokes?

Gunner


I quit smoking cold turkey about 20 years ago. That's how I learned why
they call it that.

Because it's about as pleasant as having a frozen 16 pound Butterball
shoved up your arse.

The turkey should be lightly warmed at gas mark 2 for 20 minutes prior to smoking.

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