Muddymike wrote:
How a bout a joke or two as its Friday!

Q.How many women with PMS/PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A. DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS.
IF I HAD TO WAIT FOR A MAN TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SAT IN DARKNESS
FOR A WEEK, THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD BULB AND
THE PACKAGING LYING AROUND FOR ME TO CLEAR UP..............


All too familiar.

Darling, would you mind not using a scouring pad to clean the stainless hob?

FCUK OFF AND DO IT YOURSELF, THEN!

Darling, do you need to put that small pan on the largest burner with
all the flames going up the side?

Etc.