On 20/05/16 17:52, ARW wrote:
"Muddymike" wrote in message
o.uk...
How a bout a joke or two as its Friday!

Q.How many women with PMS/PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A. DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS.
IF I HAD TO WAIT FOR A MAN TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SAT IN
DARKNESS FOR A WEEK, THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD
BULB AND THE PACKAGING LYING AROUND FOR ME TO CLEAR UP..............



The correct answer is 6.

ONLY A STUPID MAN WOULD SAY THAT


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"Anyone who believes that the laws of physics are mere social
conventions is invited to try transgressing those conventions from the
windows of my apartment. (I live on the twenty-first floor.) "

Alan Sokal