How a bout a joke or two as its Friday!

Q.How many women with PMS/PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A. DON'T ASK BLOODY STUPID QUESTIONS.
IF I HAD TO WAIT FOR A MAN TO CHANGE THE BULB I WOULD BE SAT IN DARKNESS
FOR A WEEK, THEN WHEN HE DID CHANGE IT HE WOULD LEAVE THE OLD BULB AND
THE PACKAGING LYING AROUND FOR ME TO CLEAR UP..............