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Default I assume the apprentice got it in the neck

On Mon, 16 May 2016 11:06:24 +0100, Nick Odell wrote:

On 16/05/16 10:59, wrote:
On Monday, 16 May 2016 10:20:40 UTC+1, GB wrote:
I assume the apprentice got it in the neck. Not fair, really.
Forgetting your bomb is an easy mistake to make.


At least it was only a pretend bomb.

"mobile phone device wired to a piece of piping to give it the look of a
real bomb was taped to the back of a toilet door"

Perhaps the security company should consider that real terrorists with
even half a brain make their bombs look like innocuous items and not
bombs!


Yes, but given that the exercise probably involved minimum wage security
personnel, I'm surprised they didn't have to use a big, black-painted
sphere with a lighted fuse stuck in the top and big white letters spelling
beum.


Beum?

Oh, you mean "bomb".

Yes. Zat iz wat I /sed/, a beum.
Francois: Do you know what kind of a behm... /bomb/ it was?
Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.