On Sun, 08 May 2016 00:43:02 +0100, Stormin Mormon wrote:

On 5/7/2016 6:14 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
On Sat, 07 May 2016 23:10:09 +0100, Stormin Mormon
wrote:

On 5/7/2016 5:09 PM, Mr Macaw wrote:
What's your train of logic that let's you morph flashlights into
seeing the one true path to the god or goddess of your choice ?

I'm an atheist. WTF are you on about?

When an atheist sneezes, should I say
"nothing bless you"?

There is no need to say anything after a sneeze. It's simply your body
expelling something jammed in your nose.

When you drop a rock on your foot, do
you scream "Nothing damn it!"?

No, I shout "****!"

Why would I want to believe in god just so I have a larger variety of
swearwords at my disposal?


I wonder if religious swear words are tax deductible,
being church and all. Of course, it may be different
in UK versus USA.

It is true that churches get away with far too much. They're a waste of space, a useful building could be put there.

--
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "*Yours* is."