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On Mon, 2 May 2016 02:57:29 -0400, Stormin Mormon
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On 5/1/2016 10:13 PM, T wrote:

I am in the same circumstances. It sucks.

Are you a Mormon? Do you adore the GOP, Mitt Romney, and Dubya too?


Christian (monotheist), not Mormon (polytheist)


https://www.mormon.org/beliefs/articles-of-faith

The Articles of Faith of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

1 We believe in God, the Eternal Father, and in His Son, Jesus Christ,
and in the Holy Ghost.

2 We believe that men will be punished for their own sins, and not for
Adam’s transgression.

3 We believe that through the Atonement of Christ, all mankind may be
saved, by obedience to the laws and ordinances of the Gospel.

4 We believe that the first principles and ordinances of the Gospel
a first, Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ; second, Repentance; third,
Baptism by immersion for the remission of sins; fourth, Laying on of
hands for the gift of the Holy Ghost.

5 We believe that a man must be called of God, by prophecy, and by the
laying on of hands by those who are in authority, to preach the Gospel
and administer in the ordinances thereof.

6 We believe in the same organization that existed in the Primitive
Church, namely, apostles, prophets, pastors, teachers, evangelists, and
so forth.

7 We believe in the gift of tongues, prophecy, revelation, visions,
healing, interpretation of tongues, and so forth.

8 We believe the Bible to be the word of God as far as it is
translated correctly; we also believe the Book of Mormon to be the word
of God.

9 We believe all that God has revealed, all that He does now reveal,
and we believe that He will yet reveal many great and important things
pertaining to the Kingdom of God.

10 We believe in the literal gathering of Israel and in the
restoration of the Ten Tribes; that Zion (the New Jerusalem) will be
built upon the American continent; that Christ will reign personally
upon the earth; and, that the earth will be renewed and receive its
paradisiacal glory.

11 We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the
dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege,
let them worship how, where, or what they may.

12 We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and
magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law.

13 We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and
in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the
admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have
endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there
is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek
after these things.
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God the Father, Jesus Christ, and Holy Ghost.
You, the gentle reader, can decide for your
self if that sounds polytheistic. Or Christian.

You are falling way short on article 12 stormy - you better go to
confession!!!