On Wednesday, April 27, 2016 at 12:47:09 PM UTC-4, wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote in
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On Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 9:51:51 PM UTC-4,
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Doug Miller wrote in
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Ed Pawlowski wrote in news:8qSdnRVQI_EzwYDKnZ2dnUU7-
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Reminds me of the contest at the Liars Club. Each member got up
and told an elaborate story. Some were truly believable. Last
guy got up and said, "I have an adult child and a flashlight and
they both work".

I have two adult sons, both working -- one as a technical writer
(and raising a family besides), the other as a lawyer.

Yes, but you said nothing about the flashlight!

Puckdropper

But it sounds like his sons are pretty bright.


I bet when they were born, they were so bright he called them "sun".


An Indian chief named Running Water had three sons.

He named them Running Hot, Running Cold and Luke.