On Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 9:51:51 PM UTC-4, wrote:
Doug Miller wrote in
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Ed Pawlowski wrote in news:8qSdnRVQI_EzwYDKnZ2dnUU7-
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Reminds me of the contest at the Liars Club. Each member got up and
told an elaborate story. Some were truly believable. Last guy got
up and said, "I have an adult child and a flashlight and they both
work".

I have two adult sons, both working -- one as a technical writer (and
raising a family besides), the other as a lawyer.

Yes, but you said nothing about the flashlight!

Puckdropper

But it sounds like his sons are pretty bright.