On Sun, 10 Apr 2016 21:08:28 -0500, Ignoramus6088
wrote:

On 2016-04-10, wrote:
On Sun, 10 Apr 2016 16:09:18 -0500, Ignoramus6088
wrote:

Hello, I need to make a ball screw and ball nut to 0.0001" accuracy
without any tools. Please help me with creative ideas.

Don't even try. Just make up a long story about how you did it. Make
it as absurd as you like, and the more elaboration the better. For
example, write about how you used to work to .00001" accuracy when you
were 11 and banging your babysitter. If anybody makes fun of your
story, then post their message headers and say you're having them
killed.

Good idea. Especially the babysitter part.

Should I also spam newsgroups with worthless opinions about CAD/CAM
software?

Say, where is little Johnny anyway? Probably tied up dealing with
another bankruptcy.

What about establishing a linkedin community filled with my sock
puppets?

Yes! Call it Stupid Question Technology Leaders.

And what about bragging about having worked at 50 different
"precision" companies in the last 5 years?

You could do that, but it would be better to say you owned a quarter
of an entire block where you don't sleep because you like your Dodge
Caravan Hotel Suite better.

Now that I think of it, the above instructions should be in an FAQ for
this newsgroup.

Too bad that there is fewer and fewer people remaining on USENET, it
was/still is so much fun, but unfortunately it is going away.

It's long gone. Too many participants egging on each others' crackpot
politics.