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On Sunday, March 27, 2016 at 9:00:55 AM UTC-5, trader_4 wrote:
On Sunday, March 27, 2016 at 4:06:54 AM UTC-4, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Friday, March 25, 2016 at 2:55:00 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 08:26:26 -0700 (PDT), bob haller
wrote:

my GF has a smart phone, she spends all her time on it.

why did it ring, beep, or bop? must respond immediately..

she looks up all sorts of meaningless stuff, and its big time waster.....

There are two people who come to the local bar, who sit in the back room
with a beer, and never srop looking at their phones. Other people have
commented on them too. If you try to talk to them, they usually dont
even respond, or just give a yes or no answer. I've looked at the screen
on their phone and it's mostly facebook. I cant imagine why they even
come to the bar. It would be easier and cheaper to just stay home and
stare at their phone with a beer. The funny thing, those two are one
male, ome female, and they are always together. It's been a joke with
others at the bar, that someday those two will get married and spend
their honeymoon in a motel staring at facebook on their phones!!! With
any luck, they will have intercourse over their phones too, and if any
children are born later, the kids will have numerals on them, and will
only make beeping sounds.....


Smartphones are "The Mark Of The Beast". Soon everyone will have to own one or they will not be able to function. You won't be able to purchase anything because there will be no more cash and your SmartAssPhone will be the only way you can access your bank account. There is a push by the government to do away with tangible currency and switch the economy to electronic money which the feds can turn off if you don't behave yourself. You'll be required to have a SAP,"SmartAssPhone" to travel, to enter buildings, start your vehicle, obtain food and medical care. You won't be able to walk down a street without your SAP since law enforcement will be notified that an unmarked human is loose because the cameras will pick you up without a GPS location signal coming from a SAP. Of course subjects of The Imperial Federal Government could just wind up with an electronic chip implanted in their skulls at birth. Perhaps it's simply a lot of paranoid garbage? o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOas

[8~{} Uncle Paranoid Monster


While I was having my coffee, two new examples of the big boot of liberal govt
were on the radio news:

1 - A new ban passed by NYC taking effect on e-cigarettes at Yankee Stadium
and Citi Field. Once again, the libs just can't get enough of controlling
you and your life. They started with banning smoking in most public places,
then restaurants, bars, businesses, but they never will be satisfied. So,
now, they are starting in on e-cigarettes. Note that I've never smoked
cigarettes, but I've never had the need to control what everyone does
either. This is a good example of why gun owners believe every law that
the libs want to pass is just part of a natural progression to eliminate
all guns.

2 - A new law in NY makes it mandatory for doctors to write prescriptions
electronically. Again, the whole world is moving there on it's own.
My doc started doing it years ago. It's happening, yet again, the libs
insist on yet another law, to force it to happen. We've gotting along
for 200 years with written ones, yet now they just have to force it
down every doctors throats. Again, an example of big govt that just
has to get involved.

And while I'm on the subject, here's a good example of what big govt
is up to. Some years ago, a local gas station did a promo with a
local radio station, where they were selling gas at a deep discount.
Within hours the state regulators showed up to enforce a law from
the 1930s that says it's illegal to sell gasoline below cost. Isn't
it interesting that we have a bunch of regulators sitting around,
aware of and ready to jump with an hour's notice, to enforce silly
laws against such heinous crimes? They are good at persecuting
smokers, controlling what we eat, how much salt we can have, what
size soda we can buy. And meanwhile in lib utopias
like Belgium, they can't find terrorists they knew about since
November. They finally caught one 5 days before Brussels got
blown up and in all that time, they interrogated him for only 2 hours,
and never once asked if there were any other imminent plots in the
works.


The feds frak with citizens because they can't find the illegal aliens. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Alien Monster