On 03/25/2016 11:55 AM, KenK wrote:
wrote in news:4j8afblb9acajj6ltnotp36ge1du87jk5l@
4ax.com:

Maybe when they come up with an app, that saws a 2x4 in half and
includes a screw gun, electronic hammer, cooks my dinner, cleans my
house, and washes my dishes, I'll get one!

And sews on buttons! That's extremely important. In the past few weeks I've
had to sew on four shirt buttons! In desperation, I'm considering looking
around for a woman who knows how to sew and finally getting married.


OMG! No, don't do it! It's cheaper to buy new clothes.