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KenK

Muggles wrote in
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On 3/25/2016 12:55 PM, KenK wrote:
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Maybe when they come up with an app, that saws a 2x4 in half and
includes a screw gun, electronic hammer, cooks my dinner, cleans my
house, and washes my dishes, I'll get one!

And sews on buttons! That's extremely important. In the past few
weeks I've had to sew on four shirt buttons! In desperation, I'm
considering looking around for a woman who knows how to sew and
finally getting married.

What's that woman get out of the deal besides the title of maid?

My estate when I kick off?

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You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.