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Default (OT) Cellphone App that amazes me

On Fri, 25 Mar 2016 08:26:26 -0700 (PDT), bob haller
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my GF has a smart phone, she spends all her time on it.

why did it ring, beep, or bop? must respond immediately..

she looks up all sorts of meaningless stuff, and its big time waster....


There are two people who come to the local bar, who sit in the back room
with a beer, and never srop looking at their phones. Other people have
commented on them too. If you try to talk to them, they usually dont
even respond, or just give a yes or no answer. I've looked at the screen
on their phone and it's mostly facebook. I cant imagine why they even
come to the bar. It would be easier and cheaper to just stay home and
stare at their phone with a beer. The funny thing, those two are one
male, ome female, and they are always together. It's been a joke with
others at the bar, that someday those two will get married and spend
their honeymoon in a motel staring at facebook on their phones!!! With
any luck, they will have intercourse over their phones too, and if any
children are born later, the kids will have numerals on them, and will
only make beeping sounds.....