On Thu, 10 Mar 2016 19:50:29 -0000, "Mr Macaw" wrote:

On Mon, 07 Mar 2016 17:42:37 -0000, wrote:


We go the other way so we don't scare the tourists. We call rattus
rattus the "Palmetto Squirrel".

In real life a squirrel is just a rat with a bushy tail and a
publicist.

They behave nothing like rats.

Until they get in your attic and start chewing the wiring.