On Sun, 6 Mar 2016 22:39:20 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

On 3/6/2016 10:25 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
...there goes my mind off on a tangent again....SQUIRREL! o_O


shhhhhhhhhhhh!! The dog barks like crazy if we even HINT at that word.
We have to call them 'tree rats'.

We go the other way so we don't scare the tourists. We call rattus
rattus the "Palmetto Squirrel".

In real life a squirrel is just a rat with a bushy tail and a
publicist.