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Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 27/01/16 12:56, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

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WTF is going on? Rational explanations only please, no alcohol or
hallucinogenic drugs were involved (sadly ). He did run into
his belligerent neighbours fence post yesterday though...would a
spike through the tread self heal?

Someone else's car....

You are John Cleese [in the latest Specsavers TV ad] and I claim my
five pounds[1].

....yes, I know the door is over there. I'll get my coat and leave...

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3...my_five_pounds
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Dennis Davis