Uncle Monster used his keyboard to write :
On Saturday, January 9, 2016 at 11:12:53 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster has brought this to us :
On Saturday, January 9, 2016 at 10:48:31 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster explained on 1/8/2016 :
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 10:03:30 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster expressed precisely :
On Thursday, January 7, 2016 at 10:55:54 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster brought next idea :
On Wednesday, January 6, 2016 at 11:23:10 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon explained on 1/6/2016 :
On 1/6/2016 9:53 AM, Eagle wrote:
At 6:41AM PST a shaker hit the Lake Elsonore area. It was strong
enough to wake up the 'hood, but noone got out of bed.
yawn

Your reading audience is all over USA, Canada,
and some countries east of Atlantic Ocean.
Perhaps some more information is in order.
What state and nation, please?

Hope no one was injured, and damage was small.

Sorry 'bout that.
Since I am in So. Cal. I assume everyone here knows that. Afterall,
I was #8 in the post parade, no?

It was a 4.5 on the richter scale, and it was located about 4 miles
north-northwest of Banning, 6 miles northeast of Beaumont and 9
miles east-southeast of Yucaipa, Southern California.
No one was injured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgROiDoOrj0

There you go Stormy...more better?

Those wigwams hold up real good to earthquakes don't they there
Chief? What about the poor horses? Did the ground shaking spook
them real bad and make them stampede through your village? ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Injun Monster

Did you write this post Uncle M?

Who else is gonna pick on and tease my Autochthonous American pal.
ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Horrible Monster

G
I had to look up "Autochthonous". I guess that makes Me born and bred
on Turtle Island, Eh? ^^

Is that "Turtle" or "Turdle"? You're a bit slow aren't you? ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Fecal Monster

Depends on if you're a honkey or a rednecK, monster peckerwood.

I hate everyone, does that make me a hateist? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[8~{} Uncle Lovable Monster

I love your hatability you mushhy monster. KM-( | )

We could outlaw the word "Hate" like the N word. So we would now have to
say,"I H Word the taste of this S Word! Did some N Word wipe hhi's A Word
with it before you tossed it on the grill?! WTF?!! Ain't society amusing? Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle H Word Monster

You could use politically correct words in their place as well,
friendly handicapped mushtush moonstar. :')