Uncle Monster laid this down on his screen :
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 10:03:27 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster explained :
On Thursday, January 7, 2016 at 2:18:30 PM UTC-6, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 07 Jan 2016 11:50:22 -0800, "Eagle"
wrote:

I guess you missed my 'intended' sarcasm about betting odds.

Doing sarcasm is hard to translate to text IMO. I think that is the
reason for emoticons, no? ^^

Emoticons are for inarticulate ****ers.

I've never see an inarticulate, is it a mammal? What does it look like? How
many legs does it have? Where exactly are its sex organs located? Do they
come in just male and female or do confused gender versions exist? Why
would anyone want to have sex with an inarticulate? They must be very
strange creatures. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Confused Monster

They are related to one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters
Uncle M....

Do they do "The Monster Mash"? ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Ancient Monster

Sure, it'a graveyard smash. Þ