On Thu, 7 Jan 2016 21:31:00 -0800 (PST), Uncle Monster
wrote:

Emoticons are for inarticulate ****ers.

I've never see an inarticulate, is it a mammal? What does it look like? How many legs does it have? Where exactly are its sex organs located? Do they come in just male and female or do confused gender versions exist? Why would anyone want to have sex with an inarticulate? They must be very strange creatures. ?.?

[8~{} Uncle Confused Monster

Yeah. One of them.