On Tue, 22 Dec 2015 00:05:26 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
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ARW wrote:
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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F news@nowhere wrote:
Apparently most English want the above, but not Scots for some reason?

Scottish farmers, if I remember correctly.

Do their cows tell the time, then?

They know when to go to sleep - at pasture bedtime

That's good. Know any udder ones?

You're milking this.

G.Harman