Danny D. wrote, on Mon, 07 Dec 2015 21:44:31 +0000:

I have a beemer.
It breaks a lot.

The dealer service department gives me plenty of free soda and coffee.
And then they charge four hundred dollars to replace a battery.

The bimmer costs even more because it has twice as many wheels
and a far larger battery.

No thanks on anything at the dealer other than a warranty or recall
repair (which should be free).