On Monday, November 30, 2015 at 1:45:27 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 11/30/2015 12:39 PM, Oren wrote:
On Mon, 30 Nov 2015 12:30:12 -0600, Muggles
wrote:

We have this phone spammer who keeps calling, and sometimes they'll
leave an automated message that says something about an "issue with our
SS# at this address and we may not have gotten the mailed documentation
yet from them - call them back at 1-800..." They can't take a hint that
we're never going to take THAT bait, so off and on I'll answer their
call by responding with, "Pizza Hut! Can I take your order? Dine in or
Carry out? {pause} Hello??? Can I take your order??? {{click}}"

"Charlie's Pool Hall, Cue Ball speaking."


I heard a similar version: "Pete's pool hall, 8-ball speaking."

--
Maggie


Dammit, Bob! I said if you called again I'd tell the cops what you
did! Oh wait, who is this?

Hello...I'd like to order a pepperoni pizza.

Suicide hotline - Please hold ...