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Default I'm thankful for (since it's nearly thanksgiving)

On Wednesday, November 25, 2015 at 6:34:03 AM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
I'm thankful to not live in a HOA. I can put up a
flagpole, or paint my shutters without a permit.

I'm thankful for international commerce, so I can
buy tools, deck screws, etc. Which make it possible
to home repair.

I'm thankful for what health I have remaining, that
I can go to the store and buy nails and such. And
so I can do home repairs.

I'm thankful for internet friends like Uncle Monster,
who isn't doing much home repair at this phase of
life, but who is sharing his wisdom.

I'm thankful for folks like Bad Golferman who post
monthly stats, and help keep my perspective.

And, being a winger dinger, I am thankful for the
relatively low price of oil, so I can go to Lowes or
Home Depot or Ace, and buy nails as needed.

Being a Christian winger dinger, God bless the USA.
For Christmas, I'd like to see all liberal law
breakers impeached, convicted, and imprisoned. I'd
like to see all babies born to healthy two parent
hetero homes. I'd like to see Syrians figure out
their own war and stay home. I'd also like Merry
Christmas wishes from all my friends on AHR.
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Thanks for the good words Chris. Perhaps we could forgive all the Hysterically Howling Progressive Liberal Leftist Commiecrat Freak Trans Intellectuals for being sinners, haters, racist, perverts, criminals, liars, cheaters, thieves, homicidal maniacs, pedophiles and all around despicable people. We can always hope they will see the error of their ways and we must try to be a good example for them. Then we can get together, hunt down and kill all those crazy Islamofascists terrorist fother muckers. (҂ )︻デ一 \(˚˚'!)/

[8~{} Uncle Angelic Monster