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Default Beginners Syndrome

John McCoy wrote in
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What a weird website.

"How to prepare your pet for rain"


It's important to prepare your fish for rain. Go to the local
party/drinks store and buy some little umbrellas for drinks. The fish
love those, and it will keep them from getting wet.

"What panties are best for a small butt"


Take your boyfriend along and ask his opinion. He'll make sure you look
awesome, so long as he doesn't trip over his tongue.

"How to draw bats"


It's like drawing straws, only you pick up bats instead.

These mostly seem to be questions that don't need to
be asked...

John


Do I qualify as an expert?

Puckdropper
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Make it to fit, don't make it fit.