On 11/6/2015 10:49 AM, Micky wrote:
On 6 Nov 2015 13:55:08 GMT, KenK wrote:

Had to turn on the electric blanket last night. Now I can worry about
frozen water lines and, worse, frozen electric lines! Heater won't work
with frozen electrons. Always need more to worry about.

My electric meter is outside, in the cold, but I keep a pan underneath
it to catch the electrons that fall out of it. I save them in the
freezer and on warm days I pour them back in the meter.

If it's more electricity than I'm using that day, the electric company
pays me for them.


Shush.

If the geniuses that run the EPA read this, we will all be required to
use catch pans.