"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
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The Lidl branch I most use is at Clapham Junction. They have number
recognition cameras, and ask you for your car number at the checkout.
Which then gives you up to 90 minutes free parking.

Had a demand for a fine from the company that runs it for them. On that
occasion, the till person obviously forgot to ask me for my details. Not
that I noticed at the time. And they could have changed the system
anyway.

Emailed the car park company and said I'd paid by plastic so they could
check with the store easily that I'd used the store on the date and time
in question.

Some time later, I've had an email asking me to prove I made a purchase.
They want a copy of the till receipt.

As it happens I do still have it - as I bought something with a warranty.
But had it been just groceries, would have been junked the same day.

So I've told them to check themselves. Be interesting to see what happens
next.

I'm not being horrible,

You were spawned horrible, that's why you were
strangled at spawning time but your 'parents' are
so inbred that they couldn’t even manage to get
that right because they were so blotto at the time.

but it seems to me that most of these parking problems happen in the
south.
We have never ever had problems parking in supermarket car parks in the
north.

Because you lot can't afford cars, stupid.

Even if we won £40M we would never move to the south.

Because you would be summarily executed
if you were stupid enough to try that.

See, I've not been horrible.

You were spawned horrible, that's why you were
strangled at spawning time but your 'parents' are
so inbred that they couldn’t even manage to get
that right because they were so blotto at the time.