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Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 10/3/2015 5:35 AM, Don Y wrote:


I don't sweat the little things when visiting friends' homes, etc.

OTOH, when I'm in a public bathroom in a store frequented by
all sorts of folks -- some of whom may be ill, just handled
their privates, just changed their child's diaper (on the
changing tables that are present in rest rooms), etc. -- I
try to be a bit more careful about where I put my hands
that *they* might also have done in the course of using the
"facilities".


If I'm just using the urinal, many times it is more sanitary to just
leave rather than wash your hands with questionable faucets and air
dryers.


A marine and a sailor are in a restroom taking leaks. The marine finshes
and goes to wash his hands. The sailor finishes and heads for the door...

Marine: Hey, swabbie, didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after
urinating?

Sailor: No, she taught me not to **** on my hand.