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On Saturday, October 3, 2015 at 10:12:04 AM UTC-5, Don Y wrote:
On 10/3/2015 7:40 AM, CRNG wrote:

If I'm just using the urinal, many times it is more sanitary to just
leave rather than wash your hands with questionable faucets and air
dryers.


Seems to me we have it backwards. Men should wash their hands before
going to P. I never put my Johnson anywhere dirty. My hands often
are in dirty greasy places.


+1

But, notice how many strange looks you get when you come *into* a rest room
and immediately go to wash your hands -- *then* do your business! Then, wash
*again*! All from folks who probably NEVER wash theirs! :

When baking, it's a must (before and after). Having a flour-coated
pecker feels (and *looks*) really "unnatural"! Likewise for butter
or most other "ingredients"!


If you're one of those guys who likes to cook with those hollowpenis peppers, you better wash your hands before handling Mr.Happy. ^_^

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