Colonel Edmund Burke used his keyboard to write :
I couldn't sleep on account of ****ty weather. That and the fact that Home
Cheapo has raised the price of potting soil. Well, fact is, the *******s are
only carrying Miracle Grow potting soil; but it's twice the price of the
supersoil ****. **** you Home Cheapo-- Time to get the better deal at
Walmart. Not only that but.....everytime I got to Walmart I gets to see some
funky fatass black bitch who thinks she be hot stuff. Frankly, just betwixt
you and me, I wouldn't touch 'er which a ten foots pole.

Whut a maroon. :-?