I couldn't sleep on account of ****ty weather. That and the fact that
Home Cheapo has raised the price of potting soil. Well, fact is, the
*******s are only carrying Miracle Grow potting soil; but it's twice the
price of the supersoil ****. **** you Home Cheapo-- Time to get the
better deal at Walmart. Not only that but.....everytime I got to
Walmart I gets to see some funky fatass black bitch who thinks she be
hot stuff. Frankly, just betwixt you and me, I wouldn't touch 'er which
a ten foots pole.


--
Colonel Burke, PhD