On Sunday, 27 September 2015 10:05:55 UTC+1, tim..... wrote:
"Tough Guy no. 1265" wrote in message
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On Sat, 26 Sep 2015 21:02:23 +0100, Bill Wright wrote:

In Rotherham a common way to induce a birth is for the woman to stand up
in her boyfriend's van whilst he roars around the roadhump strewn
streets. This has been known to make the baby plop out.

(That was a joke by the way)

What annoys me is the amount of money my council spends redoing streets
with potholes, which are a tenth of the size of the speedbumps. Why do
they bother?

cos they can be sued (for the potholes)

and because potholes trigger deterioration


NT